Monday, May 17, 2004

I'm back

Hey everyone. Greetings from planet earth.

Sorry about faking my death. I always knew my biggest supporters would play along until it was the right time for me to return. Yesterday, being the 20th anniversary, was a long enough time to go away. No one has ever gone away that long before. I've been documenting my adventures for the last twenty years in journals and will be posting some of the best stories from here. Mostly though, I've just been practicing transcendental meditation throughout various parts of the world while working odd jobs and keeping a low profile.

I'll be posting regularly from this address. You can consider this site Andy Kaufman central. Enrique P. is some kind of obsessed online fan of mine.

Now for your obvious first question. "How can I know this is the real Andy Kaufman, and not some prankster punk kid?" Well, all I can say is that definitive proof that I am the real Andy Kaufman will be forthcoming. For now, you'll just have to trust me.

It's good to be back.

Yours truly,
Andy

44 comments:

phil said...

Welcome back, Andy.

AaronSw said...

Are the rumors true? Are you really Ann Coulter, like you were Tony Clifton?

Blogger said...

I am in fact, Ann Coulter.

Kaufman is Coulter. Coulter is Kaufman. Sorry to all those I had sex with while posing as Ann Coulter.

Hollywoodnc said...

Now that you mention it...I always suspected that "Horse Face" had a "Shlong"!
Good to hear from you again Andy! I always enjoyed your character "Latka"!
Best of luck to you in the industry upon your return, if you do decide to persue it.

Patrick Fan said...

If I don't believe you, you won't want to rassle me will you?

Dale Mason said...

Welcome back (if it is you)

You and Jim Carrey should do a movie together, he gave a fantastic performance as you (if you're you, or him, or whatever)

Dan said...

Holy crap. Is this is true you are even more my hero than you were before.

Patrick said...

Hey, Andy, if you're ever in L.A., I'll take you out for a Fatburger.

Mike said...

Crazy. I'll believe it when you're on Letterman... As Fox Mulder would have said, "I want to believe..."

groan said...

Ya...um...don't get your hopes up too high.
personally, seeing is believing in this case.

until i see pictures out of the costume of Andy, you will remain dead.

Enjoy the site. it's very well laid out. that's about all i can say about this place. Good read too.

Michael Barcellos said...

Elvis? Is that you?

Master Roshambollah said...

Master Kaufman: Greetings and welcome back. I will not burden your own blog with my ramblings, but I would humbly request that you read my official statement, along with my challenge for a unique rock paper scissors match (http://roshambollah.blogspot.com/2004/05/open-challenge-to-andy-kaufman.html)

Your return can be nothing but good for the future of the sport of rock paper scissors. I look forward to our next meeting.

magz said...

back from the dead... hmmm.. interesting concept. i thought you were pretty dead when you were supposedly alive....

Rich Palmer said...

I'll be interested to see how this all transpires. If you are whom you claim to be... welcome back to noteriety. Hope it works out for you. Drop us a line and come see The Dead Flowers sometime: http://www.thedeadflowers.com/

jefe said...

Are you goofin on Elvis?

Trixie Fontaine said...

Whether or not you're the real Andy makes no difference to me at this point -- it's all fun fun fun!! Can't wait to read about your adventures.

foohonpie said...
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foohonpie said...

In response to the snopes thing.

Does it not make sense that if Andy were to come back he would intentionally use hard-to-verify means of doing so, to further create confusion among the public? Perhaps he wanted it to be hard to prove.

I'm actually a skeptic though, but that's just something to think about.

Lame plug time? Sure why not. moohaha

~C4Chaos said...

welcome back to Samsara!

AmyVegas said...

I'm sad for anyone that thinks this is real. Or thinks that anyone (like Elvis or Tupac) faked their own deaths. Please, please - go get educated.

AmyVegas said...

To the Andy Kaufman writer of this blog - this is pretty damn funny! :) As sorry as I am for people that don't realize you're a comedian, I'm happy for the rest of us that get it, because your site is pretty humorous.

Mike said...

To think I gave it an even 1% chance of being true... I feel silly. Oh well.

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/kaufman.asp

Anonymous said...

I beleeve. (even if I can't spell)

Your Idol said...

I never even knew about 'andy' until the movie came out. *snorfle*

he didn't really seem that funny, from the clips I saw....

Slipshade said...

You Rock Andy!

Tony Yarbray said...

Andy you're dead! stop typing stuff. stoopid dead people...

Sickmind Fraud said...

Now that we will probably never hear from this Andy again, you might as well do something useful, and check out Psych Watch, or for that matter, visit a site of someone who does deserve some help and attention

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J. Conway said...

hahahah. You're a fan of Kaufman, I see. Might I say, however, that it is indeed sad that you're trying to steal his style by posing as him. Why can't you pay him the respect he deserves by not impersonating him? There was only one Andy Kaufman, and there will never be another one like him. The saddest part is that nothing you say on here even sounds remotely like Andy. Keep trying. Maybe you'll fool enough people some day...

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Stella M Accorinti said...

OK.

Here you're.

Welcome back. However, I was waiting for you 20 years. Long time.

Long long time to wait a kiss...

OK, ok, you cannot give me a kiss, but we NEED TO SEE YOU. Come on! Don't be a bat boy

;)

Love ya, all of us love ya


http://www.youtube.com/group/andykaufman

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an-old-friend said...

i knew youd be back. you could never stay away from the life very long. you know where i stay. come have a cup with me.

Anonymous said...

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/kaufman.asp

that says it all. your not a legend, your a fake. go to hell for trying to pretend to be someone your not, expecially me!!

panda said...

Andy Kaufman is al heel lang dood
Hij leeft niet meer
Dat jullie hier mee bezig zijn!!!!!!!
Heb je niets beters te doen??
Een idioot die zich uitgeeft voor iemand anders...kom op zeg !

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