Thursday, May 20, 2004

Getting Heat from LAPD Investigators

I got a call today from some investigators at the LAPD who said they wanted to "ask me a few questions" about my disappearance 20 years ago.

I told them about the statute of limitations (7 years) on faking ones death, but they persisted and said they have "other ways of getting to me."

Should I be worried?

This may mean I'll have to go back into hiding sooner than I had thought.

18 comments:

Tony Reitz said...

LOL... Send Clifton after them and tell them to piss off.

Stephen said...

Stir it up Andy... when you cause a controversy always do it big. Let them haul you in so you can kick and scream and announce your re-arrival!

Sickmind Fraud said...

If you have not publicized your address, then how would the cops know where to get in touch with you.

on the other had, I think they should be tracking down other more dangerous criminal types

Kingfox said...
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Kingfox said...

Rumor has it, you used a homeless man for the corpse that was buried. While the statute of limitations has exprired for faking your own death, I think murder's not quite to easy to wait out.

Ryan said...

At least the LAPD could help confirm if you really who you say you are.

foohonpie said...

haha, I had that idea too

beat me too it. oh well

pluggage time

Father Luke said...

Andy:

L.A.P.D. is just jittery. Tell them the truth and then invite them to Walmart for a new pair of black socks for each member.

See you later,
Father Luke

News is Good said...

What most strikes me is this:

This is not amusing, nor clever. It is bad, and seems very fake. Andy would be unable to write without flashes of genius. This is lame and stale.

This is the biggest reason for me to dismiss it as a fake - and sadly, an unfunny one. Not in the spirit of Andy at all.

Duque Long said...

Make an audio of you saying today's date in a couple of your characters. Then I will believe.
- Duque

Henry Willard said...

Check out andykaufmanhoax.blogspot.com

Bengala Libre said...

Really amazing and fun this blog, I create a couple of months ago a piece of Perormance Art called "Here I Comes to Save the day" a tribute to Andy Kaufman, realized in México City, and Ciudad Juarez Chihuahua, and then a friend send me this blog, is really weird.

Sickmind Fraud said...

Now that we will probably never hear from this Andy again, you might as well do something useful, and check out Psych Watch, or for that matter, visit a site of someone who does deserve some help and attention

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