Monday, May 17, 2004

Ann Coulter Rumors

I am in fact Ann Coulter.

Coulter is Kaufman.

Kaufman is Coulter.

I am not George Bush, as some had suspected.

Whatever you hear, do not believe the one about me masterminding 9/11 as a giant conspiracy where no one actually died. For the last three years, I have definitely NOT been hanging out with 343 FDNY firefighters in the Caribbean. Do not believe that one. I am Jewish, though.

6 comments:

omegar said...

Ann Coulter????????????

Lasu said...

LOL

Sickmind Fraud said...

Now that we will probably never hear from this Andy again, you might as well do something useful, and check out Psych Watch, or for that matter, visit a site of someone who does deserve some help and attention

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Steve said...

And in case you were wondered this video of Ann Coulter's secret love life unravel a few more mysteries:
http://theointment.com/?m=20071016

Steve said...

And in case you were wondering, this video of Ann Coulter's secret love life unravels a few more mysteries:
http://theointment.com/?m=20071016