Calling out Chuck's Mom to a Televised female wrestling match

I had achieved a Zen-like state of transcension until this punk started running his mouth off on Drudge Report.

Chuck,

I hereby call out your mother to a female wrestling match to settle this once and for all.

I will meet her for a televised wrestling match, if she has the balls. All proceeds from ticket sales will go to charity.

Tell her to bring it. She better do some serious Rocky IV style training in the siberian mountains if she wants to win this one, the skanky ho that she must be to not teach you any better manners.

This is Andy so you know who said it.