Andy Kaufman Self-Portrait

I'm a great looking guy. 30 years ago. I could certainly grow some sideburns!

I Ruled Women's Wrestling

Good lord. Susan was a big girl. I totally dominated her.

Andy Kaufman's Headstone

Ha! They think I'm dead. Look at my grave. They even bought a headstone. Idiots.

Remember When Jerry Lawler Slapped Me on Letterman

Golly. That Jerry Lawler was an asshole. He didn't have to slap me.

Getting Old

I was born on January 17, 1949 in New York City. I'm getting old.