As always, Matt Drudge with the Drudge Report comes through with the big story first. Just like Lewinskygate.
Several reporters at ABC News had the story that I was alive but wouldn't touch it with a 10 ft pole. Once all the big boys realize that this isn't a hoax, it'll be too late.
Welcome to my playground, boys and girls. Any ladies out there want to wrestle?
Let me just address a few vocal critics who think I've lost my sense of humor. Since this is my first day of posting, I need to balance out the site with serious stuff (aka proof that this is the real Andy Kaufman) vs. the comically absurd.