Wednesday, May 19, 2004

Ernst & Young Disclaimer

I don't know how the press release people got the name Ernst & Young, but that's not the auditor we used to do the DNA testing. They are much too reputable to get involved in this kind of sordid task, much akin to parenthood testing.

Also, it wasn't ABC News that interviewed me. It was some British entertainment mag -- apparently I'm huge over there.

12 comments:

Suzanne the Salty One said...

Well welcome back you. Life is a strange thing. Say hi to Elvis for me.

Thigh Master said...

What is this about Lindsay Lohan's inverted nipple?

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Dan said...

This is fake because you, sir, are not funny. At all. Andy Kaufman was very funny. That is why he is famous. Nice stunt though.

Tilly said...

Gotta tell ya fella, here in the UK, the majority of people don't have a sodding clue who AK is. Gotta try again there.

And we don't really HAVE any entertainment magazines either, we have entertainment 'sections' in mainstream magazines.

Paris said...

What a crock. Why is it that your posts and comments make it seem as if you're still in 1984; like you haven't existed in 20 years.

The Geisslers said...

Hey David,

The photo's of Tony Clifton were taken with a Nikon D100 -- which is very much something that a professional photojournalist would use. Here is the EXIF data from the third picture posted on the site.

In this regard, you have been out-geeked.

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Mattigus said...

Nice try covering your tracks. Notice how we used to have solid names for the DNA test, and the news station that "interviewed" him, but he now changes the story, and doesn't give any names (It was some British entertainment mag). There's no style in that, man.

Sickmind Fraud said...

Now that we will probably never hear from this Andy again, you might as well do something useful, and check out Psych Watch, or for that matter, visit a site of someone who does deserve some help and attention

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